Store

  A huge part of our life is our store. We're here almost twenty four hours a day every day, even on "days off!"  Opening the shop came naturally to us because we love junking and saving things from the landfill. Note that we have a free bin where we give away anything that we can't sell, instead of throwing it out.
Yesterday, was one of our rare days off. We were pumped to go thrifting for Christmas gifts and decorations for our wedding in the summer. SOMEONE( Who could that be? Perhaps the same person who left them on the night before? ..................Me) left the lights on in the car and the battery died (just like the night before! ). So, we got a jump from our neighbor, Billy ran to lock the door of the store back up and we were on our way .
   Suddenly, in the middle of stuffing our faces with five dollar pizza, the phone rang.
     "Hello.."
        "Hello, do you own Lovers Live Longer Thrift  Shop?"
             "Yes, can I help you?"
          " Yes, my name is Eric, I saw you all waiting for a jump and asked you if you needed help, but your neighbor was already coming.."
      "Sure..."
     " Well, you locked me in your store just a few minutes ago.''

                                                                  WHAT.